However, I do suffer from a little bit of road rage. The ultimate way to get me to shake my everlovin' fist at you... drive slow in the left lane.
Nothing will make me more angry - faster, and let me explain. When you choose to drive slow in the left, this is what you are saying, "I am so damn important that I can do whatever I want. *I* don't possibly have to obey traffic laws - I am Fancy Pants McGee. I don't give two shits if you want to pass me, you'll do so on my time and my time is soooo much more important than anyone else. Cause I am a total jackwagon stupid stick, and I would love for someone to ram my damn car because I LOOOOVE blocking people in. It's my thing - do whatcha wanna do."
To these people I ask, "Did your mother never teach you a damn thing??" Follow the freaking rules. If you are done passing - get your boo-tay over into the right lane. Why?? Because it's the damn law. Also, there will be a time when my car has batman lasers, and if you don't get over I WILL BLOW YOUR SHIT UP.
That is all.
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