Let me elaborate with a story, the story of the missing corn cob.
I had been traveling and found a road side stand that sold corn on the cob - success!! I brought said corn home, and put it on the counter in the kitchen. I went about my merry way (or probably somewhere to do laundry), and when I came back into the kitchen I saw this:
Evidence Photo Number One. Corn kernels all over my carpet.
Evidence Photo Number Two. Corn husks with kitty scratches.
No corn cob has yet to be found, and I have looked everywhere. I suspect the dog was also in on this little ruse, but she seemed to be napping in her bed while the other two, well they looked like this:
Pretty guilty don't you think?? I am fairly certain that they aren't even sorry. Assholes.
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