The Need to Share.

Whenever I hear something that is a spot on description of how I have felt - I feel the need to share.

One of my favorite bloggers, Jen Lancaster, in a description of trying to have a conversation with a "know it all" customer service rep - makes the statement that she went "batshit, bug fuck, ham sandwich crazy."  I LOVE that statement, and I totally plan to use it as often as possible, or rather, when appropriate.

Don't act like you don't know EXACTLY what she means.  It's the way you feel when someone cuts you of in traffic only to slow down once in front of you, or when you go to turn into your private driveway only to find a stranger parked in it, or when you order a super deluxe burger with cheese and the drive thru lady tries to tell you it comes with cheese and you get your burger and there is no cheese cause in fact - it doesn't come with cheese unless you ADD it, or when you are trying to run mile repeats and you have got a walker in the inside lane *shakes fist*.  At that very moment your pulse races, your ears go red, and it takes every fiber of your being not to go "batshit, bug fuck, ham sandwich crazy."  You may even find yourself muttering... "serenity now!!!!"  Now, think, have you ever heard a better description of that feeling??  I thought not.

May your day be free of ham sandwich crazy.

Andrea