As I was running through Colfax (out by the golf course) I heard screaming, as in a lady screaming for her life screaming. I turned down Kanye, and looked around. I didn't notice running by anyone.... (being murdered)
And as my eyes wandered upwards I noticed the raccoon gangsters. Yup, two little thugs were throwing another raccoon down a cliff *throwing*, and the tossed raccoon was bouncing off of trees and rocks and shrubs - screaming. I can't even imagine what he was saying... okay, so in my head he was saying, "really Larry, I didn't know Susie was your sister or I nevah woulda laid hands on her."
Once, the gangsters saw me - I had to find a new gear. I didn't want to be around when all of them hit the bottom. They didn't need another target - that's for sure.
As I ran off the screaming continued, followed by some very interesting noises, which I can only imagine as them saying, "lady, you didn't see nothin' got it!!! NOTHIN'"
Let's just fugettaboutit... cheers.
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